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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Teddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺

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