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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦

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