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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃

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