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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻

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