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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺

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