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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Ms Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺

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