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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡

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