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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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