Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.