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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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