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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮

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