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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Spock eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮

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