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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Sugar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯

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