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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Rufus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛

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