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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Thor eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻

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