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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝
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