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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮

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