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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺

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