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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮

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