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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Lola eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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