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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Charlie eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺

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