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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Sugar eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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