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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Roxy eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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