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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Princess eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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