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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ginger eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻

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