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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Dixie eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖

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