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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Missy eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃

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