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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rufus eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗

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