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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Jelly eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛

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