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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Maggie eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺

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