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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍

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