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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻

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