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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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