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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Tilly eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍

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