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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rosie eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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