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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Alfie eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃

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