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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Poppy eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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