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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Kirk eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗

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