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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Spock eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏

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