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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Squishy eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻

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