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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Widget eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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