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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Teddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮

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