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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Piper eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯

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