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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dixie eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻

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