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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Champ eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘

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