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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Zeus eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯

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