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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Murphy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃

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