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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Simba eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮

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