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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Simba eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁

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