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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Simba eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺

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