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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Buddy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮

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