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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Teddy eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺

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